Friday, December 9, 2011

Perrody Top Ten List

It wasn't long after cringing through Governor Rick Perry's abominable "Strong" commercial that I began noticing a slough of amazing parodies pointing out the idiocy of the ad. The commercial aims to tout the Christian faith and the supposed "War on Christmas" by assaulting gays being able to serve open in the military. Makes a lot of sense huh?

Anything Perry touches turns into an SNL sketch and since 'tis the time of year for top ten lists, I thought I would offer up my Top Ten "Strong" Perry Parodies. PERRODY! Happy Holidays (ouch).

10. Rick Perry is strong and hates Ni*gers. So wrong. So right.
9. I'm a dinosaur and I approve this message.
8. I'm an A$$hole and I approve this message.
5. War made this country strong. Who needs civil rights anyway?
4. The real Christian Response - Most Christians wish Rick Perry would keep his mouth shut. So do most Texans.
3. Rick Perry's Jacket - Coincidence? I think not.
2. Atheist response - Can a non-believer get a say in this?

Drum roll please

I'm Ashley Colpaart and I approve this message.