It's here! Squeez Bacon. What were they waiting for? I can't wait to squeeze bacon on my bacon so I can get all tripped out.

Thanks to
ThinkGeek for making America's dreams come true and arteries more compacted, although this looks to be the work of the Swedish!
Product Features
- Each tube contains 21oz (595g) of Squeez Bacon®.
- 16 servings - equivalent to 64 slices of bacon!
- Bottled in Sweden, made from U.S. bred swine.
- Shelf Life of 12 years.
- No refrigeration needed.
- Jätte gott!

Now get Squeeeeezing.
4 comments:
Holy shit. Why didn't this already exist?
It's an April Fools day joke.
Aw, man. You got me! I saw this last week and figured it for an April Fools. Then you posted it and I thought...hm, perhaps it IS real. Alas, no. Try to purchase it and you'll see what I mean if you don't already.
:) Joke or not, it's widely entertaining. And I wouldn't be half surprised to actually see it hit the market.
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